Inspiring Quotes and Iconic Works by Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Quotes | Comedian and TV Host | Born: May 13, 1964 | Died: Present
Stephen Colbert is a renowned comedian, writer, and host, known for his wit, humor, and insightful reflections on culture and politics.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're h... - Insights from Stephen Colbert

The quotes and works of Stephen Colbert delve into themes of life, love, friendship, and success. Their words provide profound insights and inspiration, encouraging readers to reflect and find meaning in their own lives. Whether you're seeking motivation or exploring timeless wisdom, Stephen Colbert 's words offer a source of guidance and enlightenment.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
Stephen Colbert
#Atheism

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
Stephen Colbert
#Humor #Life

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
Stephen Colbert
#Humour #Mitch mcconnell #Politics #Twitter

That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.
Stephen Colbert
#Humor #Pokemon #Religion #Satire

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

If God wanted us to get high, he'd have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked.
Stephen Colbert
#God #High #Humor #Plants

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.
Stephen Colbert
#Backstories #Film #Humour #Sequels

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
Stephen Colbert
#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Quotes and Iconic Works by Stephen Colbert

Folks, I don't trust children. They're h... - Insights from Stephen Colbert