Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Employment

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Civilization #Degree #Diploma #Employment

Civilization is the commercialization of survival.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Civilization #Commercialized #Employees #Employers

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employee #Employer #Employment #Exploitation

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employment #Holiday #Leave #Menstruation

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Boredom #Cubicle #Employment #Ghetto

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Advertiser #Advertising #Body #Celebrities

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Contract #Degree #Diploma #Education

The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Definition #Divided and conquered #Employee #Employer

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Advertising #Employee #Employment #Illiteracy

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employment #Entrepreneurs #Entrepreneurship #Office

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Education #Employee #Employment #Factory

School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Business plan #Curriculum vitae #Cv #Education

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Curiosity #Education #Employee #Employer

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Bills #Civilization #Employees #Employers

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Boredom #Dating #Employment #Relationships

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Culture #Dating #Employment #Job

To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Education #Education system #Employees #Employment

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Age #Aging #Civilization #Dumpsite

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employment #Heaven #Heaven and hell #Hell

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Curriculum vitae #Cv #Employee #Employment

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Dating #Employment #Exercising #Gym

If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Education #Employment #Knowledge #School

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employee #Employer #Employment #Friday

An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employee #Employer #Employment #Grass

A 'good job' can be both practically attractive while still not good enough to devote your entire life to.

Alain de Botton

#Employment #Good jobs #Jobs #Life

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Auction #Competition #Employee #Employer

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employment #Expenses #Money #Salary

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#Employee #Employer #Employment #Life