Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny quotations

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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Visible obstacles shine a light on hidden opportunities.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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You only need four words to spell the greatest word in the universe: L.O.V.E.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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Quotation confesses inferiority.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I love you as I do all - not at all.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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Be the spouse you wish to have.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.

John Green

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The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.

Benjamin Disraeli

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Timeless wisdom brings timeless blessings.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

Yakov Smirnoff

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People in hell want snowcones.

Nora Roberts

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Lucille Ball

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He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Carroll Bryant

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April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Criss Jami

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

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God is on the side with the best artillery

Napoleon Bonaparte

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Open your mind and let the pictures out

William S. Burroughs

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Un croquis vaut mieux qu

Napoleon Bonaparte

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Bill Cosby

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