Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

• Mokokoma Mokhonoana | South African

  
  
  Profession: Philosopher and Author
  Died: Present
  Mokokoma Mokhonoana is a philosopher and writer known for his witty and thought-provoking reflections on society, relationships, and the human condition.
  Mokokoma Mokhonoana is a philosopher and social critic known for his satirical and thought-provoking quotes.
  
  

  Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Employee #Employer #Employment #Friday

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Civilization is the commercialization of survival.

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The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

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An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.

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Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

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A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

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A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

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The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

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Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

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Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

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Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

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#Age #Aging #Civilization #Dumpsite

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

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School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

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Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

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Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

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The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

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With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.

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To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.

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Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

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