Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Asses

Always have class but always kick ass.

A.D. Posey

#Ad posey #Class #Inspirational #Kick ass

In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses.

Jeffrey Fry

#Always #Asses #History #Horses

If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback.

Brené Brown

#Commitment #Compassion #Practice

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

Martin Luther

#Needs #Forget #Forget it

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

Stephen King

#Humor

I've found that busting your ass on a daily basis to make your art good, clear, and meaningful creates the most luck.

Don Roff

#Art #Ass #Basis #Bust

Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a,,holes.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#Animal rights #Divine inspiration #Funny humour #Funny quotes

When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.

Unknown

#Apocalypse #Deal with it #Humor #Life

You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped.

Queen Latifah

#Believe #Sometimes #Stand alone