Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny humour

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Funny humour. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Funny humour and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

  Will Rogers

  #Funny #Humor #Mean

  

  It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.

  Terry Pratchett

  #Diarrhea #Funny #Humor #Rain

  

  Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

  Abraham Lincoln

  #Funny #Humor #Internet #Quotes

  

  The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  #Cats #Funny #Humor #Kittens

  

  Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Behavioural psychology #Funny humor #Human nature #Humanity and society

  

  The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

  Don Roff

  #Art #Funny #Humor #Inspirational

  

  No headboards were broken.

  John Green

  #Funny #Humor #Twilight

  

  An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Atheism #Funny and random #Funny humor #Funny quotes

  

  Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Friendly fire #Funny and random #Funny humor #Funny quotes

  

  If I were married, I would be unmarried.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Cynical humor #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Goodbyes

  

  One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Comedy #Comedy humor #Comical #Funny

  

  I love you as I do all - not at all.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny life quotes #Funny lifestyle #Funny quotes

  

  Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humour life #Jokes and whatever

  

  After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Good and evil #Good thoughts

  

  Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote

  

  All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Comical #Funny #Funny humor #Humor

  

  Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

  Neil Gaiman

  #Bananas #Blood #Book #Fantasy

  

  Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Aphorism #Aphorisms #Forget #Funny

  

  April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

  Criss Jami

  #April fools #April fools day #Funny #Funny but true

  

  He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Funny #Funny but true #Humor #Humorous

  

  I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humourous quote #Jokes and whatever

  

  Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a,,holes.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Animal rights #Divine inspiration #Funny humour #Funny quotes

  

  Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Enjoy life #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humorous inspirational

  

  Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Aphorism #Aphorisms #Cremation #Death

  

  I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #God #Good and evil #Heaven and hell

  

  May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.

  Roman Payne

  #Dying #Funny #Humor #Humour

  

  One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.

  Joyce Rachelle

  #Cake #Desserts #Eating #Foodie

  

  Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Dogs and humans #Funny humor #Good and evil #Human nature

  

  Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

  Neel Burton

  #Amusement #Cognitive psychology #Comedy #Humour

  

  The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

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