Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Cats

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

William S. Burroughs

#Cats

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

Robert A. Heinlein

#Cat #Cats #Stubborn #Stubborness

If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

#Cats #Humans

The best about cats is they love cannot feign...

Will Advise

#Animals #Best #Cats #Feigning

Cats like keyboards, people like to explore and to discover new mysteries.

Deyth Banger

#Cats #Explore #Keyboards #Mysteries

The cat is the beautiful devil.

Charles Bukowski

#Cat #Devil

Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.

Neil Gaiman

#Cats #Lies

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

William S. Burroughs

#Cats

Cats tell me without effort all that there is to know.

Charles Bukowski

#Cats

After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

Orhan Pamuk

#Cats #Love #Men #Women

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

Eckhart Tolle

#Cat #Cat people #Cats #Integrity

There's a bit of kitten in all of us.

Anthony T. Hincks

#All #All of us #Animals #Enjoyment cats

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

Robert A. Heinlein

#Cats #Funny #Humor #Kittens

I blush, I burn, I shudder, while I pen the damnable atrocity.

Edgar Allan Poe

#Cat #Horror #Poe

I've always been mad about cats.

Vivien Leigh

#Beautiful #Law #People

Every cat knows some things need to be buried.

Ruth Graham

#Inspiring #Spiritual #Jobs

We are the cats inside. We are the cats who cannot walk alone, and for us there is only one place.

William S. Burroughs

#Cats #Dream #Psychology

Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.

Munia Khan

#Cat #Cats #Cries #Dog

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

Michelle M. Pillow

#Author #Cat #Fiction #Humor

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Neil Gaiman

#Cats #Chaos #Cooperation #Organization

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.

Michelle M. Pillow

#Author life #Cat #Feeding #Food

Women are still cats and birds. Or at the best, cows.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#Birds #Cats #Cows #Women

That's the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you.

Ray Bradbury

#Cats #Creativity #Ideas

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

George Carlin

#Funny #Life #Witty

I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.

Ursula Andress

#People #Looks #Problem

I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Abraham Lincoln

#Benevolence #Charity #Dogs #Generosity

I never wanted to be a statistic. I never wanted to be that cat who tried and never made it.

Young Jeezy

#World #Grind #World is yours

Organizing gods is like herding cats into straight lines. They don't take naturally to it.

Neil Gaiman

#Gods #Organizing

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Anonymous

#Deceit #Funny #Humor #Lies