Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny humour 2

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Funny humour. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Funny humour and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  My forte is awkwardness.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.

  Sandra Chami Kassis

  #Ambition #Dreams #Funny #Future

  

  When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

  Jane Austen

  #Funny #Girls #Humor #Mean

  

  I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

  George Bernard Shaw

  #Humor #Truth

  

  My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

  George R.R. Martin

  #Funny #Game of thrones #Humor #Masterbation

  

  You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  You can’t really be strong until you can see the funny side of things.

  Ken Kesey

  #Strength #Humor #Resilience #Perspective

  

  The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

  Matshona Dhliwayo

  #Funny quotations #Funny quote #Funny quotes #Girl quotes

  

  Never follow the crowd....Until and unless you're crossing the road...

  Sanhita Baruah

  #City #Crossing the road #Crowd #Funny

  

  Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss2. To sip coffeeToo bad both are a luxury.

  Saleem Sharma

  #Coffee #Funny #Humor #Kiss

  

  It is not what they say, but the reaction that tells you everything you need to know.

  Shannon L. Alder

  #Beautiful boy #Being in love #Brilliant #Connections

  

  We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

  Sandra Chami Kassis

  #Funny #Humor #Ideas #Mind power

  

  Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Divinity and attitude #Funny humor #Good and evil #Metaphysical beliefs

  

  What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Comical #Funny #Humor #Humorous

  

  If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate. ... Choose science.

  Carl Sagan

  #Funny #Humor #Inoculate #Life

  

  Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.

  Habeeb Akande

  #Advice #Funny #Humour #Male female relationships

  

  Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

  Anonymous

  #Deceit #Funny #Humor #Lies

  

  I've nothing against people. Just a,,,oles. But then, most people are.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Good and evil #Humourous quotes #Life and living

  

  Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.

  Gary Hopkins

  #Conspiracy theories #Energy healing #Enlightenment #Funny humor

  

  When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

  Albert Einstein

  #Einstein #Funny #Humor #Socks

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