Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humour life

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Humour life. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Humour life and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  Friendship is the grease of life.

  Ogwo David Emenike

  #Friends #Friendship #Humor #Life

  

  Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

  George Carlin

  #Humor #Life #School

  

  Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.

  Natalya Vorobyova

  #Assassin #Assassins #Humor #Life

  

  Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

  Stephen Colbert

  #Humor #Life

  

  That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

  Nora Roberts

  #Humor #Life #Wisdom

  

  The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy.

  Steve Maraboli

  #Crazy #Embrace #Humor #Life

  

  Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

  Hector Berlioz

  #time #teaching #wisdom #humor

  

  You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

  Albert Einstein

  #Love #Science #Relationships #Humanity

  

  People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.

  Haruki Murakami

  #Humour #Life

  

  My patience has dreadful chilblains from standing so long on a monument.

  Elizabeth Barrett Browning

  #Humour #Life

  

  An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Atheism #Funny and random #Funny humor #Funny quotes

  

  Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Friendly fire #Funny and random #Funny humor #Funny quotes

  

  If I were married, I would be unmarried.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Cynical humor #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Goodbyes

  

  After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Good and evil #Good thoughts

  

  Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Dogs and humans #Funny humor #Good and evil #Human nature

  

  I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #God #Good and evil #Heaven and hell

  

  Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humour life #Jokes and whatever

  

  When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass.

  Unknown

  #Apocalypse #Deal with it #Humor #Life

  

  Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote

  

  Life is too important to be lived without a sense of humor.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Life #Humor #Joy #Perspective

  

  The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.

  Mark W. Boyer

  #Humor relationships #Inspirational life #Marriage humor #Relationship quotes

  

  Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Humor #Life and living #Life lessons #Philisophical

  

  The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.

  Michael Bassey Johnson

  #Eternal #Eternity #Humor #Life

  

  Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny but true #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote

  

  Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.

  Michael Bassey Johnson

  #Aphorism #Common sense #Difference #Forever

  

  An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

  Solange nicole

  #Funny but true #Humor #Life lessons #Philosophy

  

  A woman is like a tea bag?you never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.

  Eleanor Roosevelt

  #Strength #Resilience #Adversity #Humor

  

  The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

  Abraham Lincoln

  #Attractiveness #Beauty #Humor #Life

  

  I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote #Jokes and whatever

  

  I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny and random #Funny quotes #Humorous quotes #Humour life

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