Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Marriage humor

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  Such a mad marriage never was before.

  William Shakespeare

  #Katherine #Marriage #Marriage humor #Petruchio

  

  The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.

  Mark W. Boyer

  #Humor relationships #Inspirational life #Marriage humor #Relationship quotes

  

  Phoebus de Chateaupers likewise came to a 'tragic end': he married.

  Victor Hugo

  #Humor #Marriage

  

  It is lack of communication that leads to unhappy marriage.

  Lailah Gifty Akita

  #Communication #Communication quotes #Marriage #Marriage advice

  

  Nothing brings more joy than a good marriage, and nothing brings more misery than a bad marriage.

  Billy Graham

  #Billy graham #Marriage

  

  If you love me you never let go of me.

  Lailah Gifty Akita

  #Divorce #Inspiring #Life lessons #Love

  

  The only really sound marriages are those based on mutual respect.

  Billy Graham

  #Billy graham #Marriage

  

  There can be no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and purpose.

  Charles Dickens

  #Disparity #Marriage #Matches #Matrimony

  

  A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

  Ruth Bell Graham

  #Marriage #Forgiveness #Relationships #Love

  

  A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  #Marriage #Love #Relationships #Commitment

  

  Marriage is a partnership, not a democracy.

  Nicholas Sparks

  #Love #Marriage #Nicholas sparks #Novels

  

  A loving God ordained monogamous marriage and the sanctity of what we call the traditional family.

  Billy Graham

  #Billy graham #Marriage

  

  A woman dictates before marriage in order that she may have an appetite for submission afterwards.

  George Eliot

  #Marriage #Submission

  

  From flophouse bedTo poorhouse bread,all outhouse sorrow:I thee wed.

  Roman Payne

  #Flophouse #Marriage #Marriage proposal #Outhouse

  

  God created the institution of marriage for mutual happiness and pleasure.

  Sunday Adelaja

  #Created #God #Happiness #Institution

  

  Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it

  Washington Irving

  #Love #Marriage #Sympathy

  

  Youir're doing this wrong.

  Will Advise

  #British humour #Grammar #Humour #Spelling

  

  Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

  Neil Gaiman

  #Bananas #Blood #Book #Fantasy

  

  Life is too important to be lived without a sense of humor.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Life #Humor #Joy #Perspective

  

  I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

  George W. Bush

  #Bushism #Dumb #Fish #Gaffe

  

  Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

  Stephen King

  #Definitions #Humor

  

  FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

  Stephen King

  #Humor #Humour #Stephen king

  

  A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

  Kahlil Gibran

  #Humour #Proportion #Sense #Tolerance

  

  Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Aphorism #Aphorisms #Forget #Funny

  

  The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Connotation #Humor #Humour #Orgasm

  

  There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

  Charles Dickens

  #Humor #Laughter

  

  Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Comedy #Comedy humor #Humor #Humorist

  

  For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

  Natalya Vorobyova

  #Blood #Contract #Forgiveness #Humour

  

  Sports fans eat shit.

  George Carlin

  #Humor #Sports

  

  Don't date anyone you can't see yourself marrying.

  Turcois Ominek

  #Dating #Love #Marriage #Relationships

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