Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humour life 5

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Humour life. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Humour life and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I began to feel like a kept man and it felt great.

  Charles Bukowski

  #Humour #Self deprecatory

  

  I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

  George Carlin

  #Childhood #Humor

  

  I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

  Jane Austen

  #Convoluted speech #Expression #Humor #Intelligibility

  

  I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

  Haruki Murakami

  #Humorous #Humour

  

  I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

  Jane Austen

  #Funny #Girls #Humor #Mean

  

  A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

  Stephen King

  #Humor

  

  A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.

  William Shakespeare

  #Fools #Humor #Ignorance #Intelligence

  

  As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

  John Green

  #Humor

  

  Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

  Mark Twain

  #Humor

  

  If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

  George Bernard Shaw

  #Family #Humor

  

  Invisible things are the only realities.

  Edgar Allan Poe

  #Humor #Satire

  

  I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

  Stephen Colbert

  #Christian #Jesus #Selfish

  

  Indifference is the revenge the world takes on mediocrities.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Humour #Mediocrities #Revenge

  

  Yes, sir, there are things to see and do on the French Riviera without spending money.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  #France #Humour #Risque

  

  Your church is a baby-house made of blocks.

  Henry David Thoreau

  #Church #Freethought #Humor

  

  I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Fashion #Humor

  

  At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  All of which does not alter the fact that Pnin was on the wrong train.

  Vladimir Nabokov

  #Absurdity #Humor #Irony

  

  April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

  Criss Jami

  #April fools #April fools day #Funny #Funny but true

  

  Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

  Abraham Lincoln

  #Funny #Humor #Internet #Quotes

  

  For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs.

  Nicholas Sparks

  #Food #Humor #Skinny

  

  I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

  Stephen King

  #Family #Humor #Parents

  

  I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

  Roald Dahl

  #Humor

  

  If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape.

  Maya Angelou

  #Africa #Humor

  

  Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool.

  William Shakespeare

  #Clown #Fool #Humor #Labels

  

  He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Funny #Funny but true #Humor #Humorous

  

  I box in yellow Gox box socks.

  Dr. Seuss

  #Humor #Rhyme

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