Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Humour life 4

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Humour life. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Humour life and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  Colourful lips are pretty, child but they also speak colourful lies.

  J. Limbu

  #Girl #Human #Humour #Lies

  

  Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

  Voltaire

  #Humor #Illusion #Philosophy

  

  THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

  George Carlin

  #Fellatio #Humor #Sex

  

  Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

  William Shakespeare

  #Food #Humor

  

  A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

  George R.R. Martin

  #Funny #Game of thrones #Humor #Masterbation

  

  My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten.

  William Shakespeare

  #Banquo #Brain #Humor #Macbeth

  

  My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

  Isaac Asimov

  #Humor #Inspirational #Philosophy #Wisdom

  

  A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.

  George Eliot

  #Arrogance #Humor #Society

  

  Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

  William Shakespeare

  #Humor #Shakespeare

  

  Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.

  Oscar Wilde

  #Humour #Literature

  

  May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

  George Carlin

  #Benediction #Evil #Goodwill #Humor

  

  Mission accomplished' I said.Pudge my friend we are indefuckingstructable.

  John Green

  #Humour

  

  Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.

  Kin Hubbard

  #Honesty #Truth #Integrity #Humor

  

  Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times.

  John Gerzema

  #Honesty #Transparency #Business #Integrity

  

  It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.

  Terry Pratchett

  #Diarrhea #Funny #Humor #Rain

  

  Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives.

  Veronica Roth

  #Humor

  

  Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.

  Neil Gaiman

  #Humor

  

  I don't want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man.

  Albert Camus

  #Genius #Humanity #Humour #Man

  

  I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Behavioural psychology #Funny humor #Human nature #Humanity and society

  

  You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

  #Humor #Misattributed to shakespeare #Notoriety

  

  Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not.

  Will Advise

  #British humour #Eternity #Everything #Generalisations

  

  Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

  Neel Burton

  #Amusement #Cognitive psychology #Comedy #Humour

  

  On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  #Humor #Wit

  

  Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

  Raheel Farooq

  #Political correctness #Political humor #Political hypocrisy #Politicians

  

  Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

  Will Rogers

  #Funny #Humor #Mean

  

  He then departed, to make himself still more interesting, in the midst of an heavy rain.

  Jane Austen

  #Humor #Men #Rain

  

  Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

  Fulton J. Sheen

  #Catholicism #Confession #Humor #Religion

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