Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Colbert

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Agnostics are just atheists without balls.

Stephen Colbert

#Atheism

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

Stephen Colbert

#Humor #Life

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

Stephen Colbert

#Humor #Pokemon #Religion #Satire

Science literacy is an important part of what it is to be an informed citizen of society.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

#Citizen #Colbert #Cosmos #Informed citizen

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

Stephen Colbert

#Humour #Mitch mcconnell #Politics #Twitter

If God wanted us to get high, he'd have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked.

Stephen Colbert

#God #High #Humor #Plants

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

Stephen Colbert

#Backstories #Film #Humour #Sequels

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

Stephen Colbert

#Christian #Jesus #Selfish