Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny quote 4

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  In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

  Yakov Smirnoff

  #Funny #Party #Russia

  

  It is simply service that measures success.

  George Washington Carver

  #Inspirational #Funny #Life

  

  If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.

  Imelda Marcos

  #Funny #Stupid #Garbage disposal

  

  If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  If the shoe fits, buy it.

  Imelda Marcos

  #Funny #Stupid #Garbage disposal

  

  If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

  Yogi Berra

  #Funny #Business #Future

  

  If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

  Yogi Berra

  #Funny #Business #Future

  

  If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.

  Napoleon Bonaparte

  #Witty #Funny inspirational #Business

  

  If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it.

  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  #Inspirational #Funny #Positive

  

  Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

  Yogi Berra

  #Funny #Business #Future

  

  Our greatest enemies, the ones we must fight most often, are within.

  Thomas Paine

  #Funny #4th of july #Medicine

  

  People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights.

  Indira Gandhi

  #Funny #Success #Leadership

  

  It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

  Yogi Berra

  #Funny #Business #Future

  

  Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.

  T. S. Eliot

  #Inspirational #Funny #Life

  

  Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  My beauty is dark chocolate and it's delicious and it's sweet.

  Gabourey Sidibe

  #Funny #Motivational #Beauty

  

  No headboards were broken.

  John Green

  #Funny #Humor #Twilight

  

  My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

  Zach Galifianakis

  #Funny #Growing up #Humor

  

  Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  #Inspirational #Funny #Positive

  

  Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

  Yogi Berra

  #Funny #Business #Future

  

  Happy girls are the prettiest girls.

  Audrey Hepburn

  #Inspirational #Funny #Motivational

  

  I believe, every day, you should have at least one exquisite moment.

  Audrey Hepburn

  #Inspirational #Funny #Motivational

  

  No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it.

  Helen Keller

  #Love #Inspirational #Funny

  

  An hour of planning can save you 10 hours of doing.

  Dale Carnegie

  #Funny #Faith #Time

  

  Behind the clouds is the sun still shining.

  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  #Inspirational #Funny #Positive

  

  If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

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