Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny quote 7

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  Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.

  George Washington Carver

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  Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

  Yogi Berra

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  Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.

  William S. Burroughs

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  Popularity is not a gurantee of quality.

  Indira Gandhi

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  You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

  Zach Galifianakis

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  You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing.

  Dale Carnegie

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  Perseverance is a great element of success.

  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.

  Alice Hoffman

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  Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

  Dale Carnegie

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  Success is not something to wait for, it is something to work for.

  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  The best way to make every one poor is to insist on equality of wealth.

  Napoleon Bonaparte

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  The greatest tyrannies are always perpetuated in the name of the noblest causes.

  Thomas Paine

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  The more things you do, the more things you can do.

  Lucille Ball

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  The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.

  Zach Galifianakis

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  There is nothing more provocative than minding your own business.

  William S. Burroughs

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  The future ain't what it used to be.

  Yogi Berra

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  The most important thing is growing old gracefully.

  Audrey Hepburn

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  The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters.

  Audrey Hepburn

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  Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me.

  Haruki Murakami

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  The power to question is the basis of all human progress.

  Indira Gandhi

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  To become capable, one must have faith in oneself.

  Indira Gandhi

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  True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

  Audrey Hepburn

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  The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

  Don Roff

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  There is no short cut to acheivement.

  George Washington Carver

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  They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

  John Green

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  Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

  George Carlin

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  The slavery of fear had made men afraid to think.

  Thomas Paine

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  The whole universe is like some big FedEx box.

  Haruki Murakami

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  The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

  Zach Galifianakis

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  There is no grief like the grief that does not speak.

  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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