Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Funny 10

• This page features a carefully curated selection of quotes and sayings that inspire you to reflect on the true meaning of Funny. Dive into the emotions and experiences tied to Funny and uncover profound insights and inspiration to brighten your journey. Whether you're seeking wisdom, comfort, or motivation, these quotes provide a moment of reflection and warmth.
  

  I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny and random #Funny quotes #Humorous quotes #Humour life

  

  I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  #Funny #Funny quotes #Gatsby #Love

  

  I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny humor #Funny quotes #Humourous quote #Jokes and whatever

  

  You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

  Amit Kalantri

  #Critic #Criticism #Criticize #Critics

  

  People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Aphorism #Aphorisms #Funny #Information

  

  Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Funny but true #Funny quotes #Humour life #Humourous quote

  

  life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.

  Turcois Ominek

  #Drive #Driven #Focus #Funny

  

  All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them.

  Raheel Farooq

  #Funny #Funny quotes #Humans #Humans and evolution

  

  All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

  Carroll Bryant

  #Comical #Funny #Funny humor #Humor

  

  The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

  Isaac Asimov

  #Discovery #Science #Curiosity #Wisdom

  

  The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That’s funny...'

  Isaac Asimov

  #Discovery #Science #Curiosity #Vision

  

  Always do the things you fear the most. Courage is an acquired taste, like caviar.

  Erica Jong

  #Funny #Being strong #Spiritual

  

  The only way to lead people is to show them a future: a leader is a dealer in hope.

  Napoleon Bonaparte

  #Witty #Funny inspirational #Business

  

  It is not necessary to bury the truth. It is sufficient merely to delay it until nobody cares.

  Napoleon Bonaparte

  #Witty #Funny inspirational #Business

  

  It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

  Lucille Ball

  #Happy birthday #Beauty #Funny birthday

  

  Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.

  Fakeer Ishavardas

  #Education #Funny but true #Humour #Knowledge wisdom

  

  Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

  Isaac Asimov

  #Comment #Death #Death and dying #Funny

  

  May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.

  Roman Payne

  #Dying #Funny #Humor #Humour

  

  If you want to be a good conversationalist, be a good listener. To be interesting, be interested.

  Dale Carnegie

  #Funny #Faith #Time

  

  I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

  Carol Burnett

  #Said life #Said #Fairs

  

  An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

  Solange nicole

  #Funny but true #Humor #Life lessons #Philosophy

  

  When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

  Albert Einstein

  #Einstein #Funny #Humor #Socks

  

  You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.

  Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  #Aphorism #Aphorisms #Ashamed #Embarrass

  

  Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn.

  Nuno Roque

  #Acting and reacting #Acting out #Artistic expression #Artists quotes

  

  I hate yoga so much. Like, if yoga was a person, I'd stab them.

  Gabourey Sidibe

  #Funny #Motivational #Beauty

  

  I can not do everything, but I can do something. I must not fail to do the something that I can do.

  Helen Keller

  #Love #Inspirational #Funny

  

  Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.

  Curtis Tyrone Jones

  #Burden #Fool #Funny #Heaviness

  

  Why do they bother saying raw sewage? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

  George Carlin

  #Funny #Life #Witty

  

  I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

  Yakov Smirnoff

  #Funny #Party #Russia

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