Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children. by John Green

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He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

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Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

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This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence.

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A grayeyard is not a democracy, and yet death is the great democracy..

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Learn more and Know more.

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Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.

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What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

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I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

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I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

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I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

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All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them.

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Children are holy angels.

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I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

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Do not be your own devil.

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Oh, death in space was most humorous.

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I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

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Resentment lies in the heart of fools.

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It is man who forsake is Maker.

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The play of a pain is a party.

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The real certificate is to know Jesus Christ.

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If you wish for pearls, pray always.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: I'm a devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of Lead.
I'm a devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of Lead.

Charles Dickens

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Not everything that is seen is visible.

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Quote by Albert Einstein: Those who work, knows the strength of labour.
Those who work, knows the strength of labour.

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You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none.

Oscar Wilde

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Nothing can enslaved us, if we free in our minds.

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There is no other shame like senseless sin.

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The world is made up of words.

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People of understanding, pursue peace.

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