THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police. by George Carlin

George Carlin: Life, Legacy, and Inspiration

George Carlin, a renowned figure known for their contributions to Fellatio, Humor, has inspired countless individuals with their wisdom. The quote 'THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.' emphasizes the importance of Sex in our journey toward personal growth and self-discovery. Explore related topics, similar quotes, and more inspirational content on this page.

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